Tuesday, December 24, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1241

"Unless you know 
the 'Window Dressing' 
tactics of any 
BALANCE SHEET; 
it is really tough for you to 
understand the high level game plans 
of WALL STREET as well as 
DALAL STREET."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1240

As per online survey 
till 11.11.2019, the ranks 
of my stories in 'www.storieswrittenbyarindamsain.blogspot.in'
are as follows:- 

1. Saint Sebastian School

2. Kingdoms of Kings

3. Mayabini Maya

4. Mermaid Miranda

5. Royal Bengal Tigers' Club

6. Indian Football

7. Universal War

8. Tigerman

9. Bihari Barber

10. Jungle Jihad

Regards,
Arindam Sain


Sunday, October 13, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1239

"If 'DUTY' is a small circle, 
then, 'RESPONSIBILITY' is just 
the bigger circle surrounding 
that small circle."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, September 21, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1238

"ROYAL CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Your Highness ! 
Unpredictability towards your enemies 
is the keyword to success in any battle 
or war of any form at any PLACE.'

KING: 'I don't think so, rather, I believe in 
'SWOT' analysis. Core Competency and 
regular practicing your strong skills always 
give an advantage to win any RACE.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'In this age of espionage, 
artificial intelligence and modern 
technologies, any of your enemies can 
predict about your future actions and 
know your strengths. Therefore, diplomacy 
can win you any war, though, at a 
slow and steady PACE.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, September 13, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1237

"JATAYU: 'Prithibi r 'ASHTAM ASHCHORJYO' 
boley kichu sunechen naaki moshaai ?'

FELUDA: 'Suni ni, tobey khub shiggiri sunbo 
boiki. Amaar ek bondhu taar bank er 'CAPC' 
r galpo bolchilo gatokaal telephone e. 
Suney toh mon e holo je oi 'CAPC' taai 
ekta ashtam ashcharjyo.'

TOPSEY: 'Accha, Lalmohan Babu, apni thik 
du saptaaho aagey je oi Bank e 
account khulechilen, taar passbook 
peyechen ekhano ?'

JATAYU: 'Bujhlen Felubabu, apnaar 
assistant kintu bhalo ee ghuriye jhaptaa 
maare moshai. Smart boy !'

FELUDA: 'Kaar assistant dekhte hobey 
toh ! Taah aapni ekhan o Passbook 
paan nee kano ?'

JATAYU: 'Ascharjyo' shabdo taa jakhan 
ashtam e othey, takhan bodhoy 
erokom ee abhiggyata ee hoy 
moshai. Ha ha ha.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1236

"If you start a software project 
without properly analyzing the 
flowchart and algorithm minutely 
with several questions from all angles, 
then there is a high chance that your 
software project may fail miserably 
in the competitive market."- Arindam Sain.

Sunday, September 8, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1235

"NORTH POLE: 'I am so cold and this 
place is famous for Eskimos.' 

SOUTH POLE: 'I am cold too and this 
place is famous for Penguins.' 

EQUATOR: 'I am always hot and 
at an equidistant position from 
both of you.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, September 1, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1234

"KING: 'There are plenty of foods 
available in our granaries. 
Let us distribute the extra foods to 
all the people of our Kingdom.'

VILLAGE LEADERS: 'No ! Your Highness ! 
Keep those in your granaries for another 
three years. We will then slowly distribute 
all the foods to the villagers.'

KING:'Mantri ji, what's the 
gameplan behind it ?'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Your Highness ! 
In these three years, they will gain 
popularity in the name of rallies and 
agitations that they are fighting against 
you to get those extra foods for villagers. 
After three years, when the foods will 
be distributed, these leaders will take 
the 'Cut-Money' by saying that due to 
their agitations only, you distributed the 
foods to the villagers.'

KING: 'Start the food distribution 
immediately and tell the villagers to 
completely ignore these selfish 
village leaders from now on.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, August 29, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1233

"Without WILDNESS in your heart, 
you cannot be POWERFUL; 
without ROMANCE in your heart, you 
cannot be WONDERFUL."- Arindam Sain 😊👍

Sunday, August 25, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1232

"Mr.W:'We gave you the charge 
of a firm last year. What changes 
have you made ?'

Mr. X: 'My cabin was in the western side 
of the office, I shifted my cabin to the 
eastern side. The main door of the office 
was in the northern direction, I shifted the 
door in the southern direction.'

Mr. Y: 'Well done ! Your firm will surely get 
some financial packages and you will be 
promoted to higher ranks for 
bringing such changes in the firm.'

Mr. Z: 'No ! No ! I am also present in this 
panel. You have increased the monetary 
expenses and wasted some valuable time 
by increasing the repetitive works where 
I can see too much redundancy of several 
processes only. Your firm will get financial 
packages if and only if you can show a rise 
in net profitability as well as 
reduction of redundancy in all processes 
and after that only, we may think about 
getting you promoted to higher ranks. 
Do the other panelists agree with me ?'

Mr. W and Mr. Y (jointly said): 'Yes, we agree 
to your proposal, Sir.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, August 18, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1231

"5 possible steps may happen in the 
banking sector in the near future.

1. Step by step mergers of banks 
as well as loss making branches.

2. Salary structure under 
Pay Commission.

3. Holiday on 
all Saturdays.

4. Timing of Branches to become 
uniform along all districts with 
reduction in the cash counter timings. 
For example, Cash Counter may 
remain open from 11 AM to 3 PM only and 
all branches to be closed by 6 PM strictly.

5. VRS at 55 years may 
get implemented."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1230

"MANAGER OF A PSU BANK: 'Your shop 
is just beside our branch. You are having 
a good transaction in the current account 
of your shop. We are ready to give you 
MSME CC loan, but, you are telling that 
you have opened another current account 
in a private bank and you want to avail 
MSME CC loan from that private bank. 
Tell us why are you unhappy with us.'


REPUTED CUSTOMER OF A PSU BANK: 'Sir, 
the best USP of any private bank is their 
cheque clearing facility. We want speed in 
our business not only sweet words 
and subsidies. If you can assure me that 
you can do the cheque clearing within 3 
working days, then I will surely avail MSME 
CC loan from your branch.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, June 8, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1229

"Any political party which gives 
priority to patriotism, strong 
organizational structure with a 
disciplined administration from 
top to bottom should always 
remain in power for the rapid 
improvement of a nation 
in all fields."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1228


"Heartiest congratulations to 
all  #BJP supporters and workers, 
#NaMo and especially to the 
#patriotic #Indians for 
choosing #PhirekbaarModiSarkar 
to form a strong and stable Government 
in India on #23rdMay2019
The oppositions are requested 
to #AcceptTheVerdict."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1227


"The anti-nationals along with 
terrorists and maoists may try to 
attack the counting centres. 
So, prevention is better than cure. 
Three Tiers security is required 
at any cost. Check ID Cards strictly 
as well as the bomb squads must be 
ready with sniffer dogs. All counting 
centers of Lok Sabha Election of 2019 
in India from 22.05.2019 to 24.05.2019 
to be guarded by Special Encounter 
Police Officers (in civil dresses also 
as a 1st Tier), CRPF Jawans 
(2nd Tier) and Commandos 
cum Snipers  (at terrace and roof tops 
of the building as a 3rd Tier). 
The  counting centers must look like 
any armed fortress. Jai Hind. 
Bharat Maata ki Jai. 🇮🇳"- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 5, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1226

"Brain is a SCIENTIST 
and Heart is an ARTIST. 
Both of them don't know 
the meaning of SHAME, 
and they also don't like 
to play any dirty GAME. 
When it 
comes to NUDITY, 
both of them regard it 
as the best BEAUTY."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1225

"Tips and Tricks of any 
IT Department. 🤔

1. Whenever you are upgrading 
any software system, just tell 
your customers, 'Link is DOWN.'

2. Whenever you are installing a 
new anti-virus, firewalls silently in 
all machines of the same network, 
just tell the employees, 
'Have patience, link wil 
remain DOWN for at least half an hour.

Regards, 
Digitalized Dustubuddhi.
😂🤣 "- Arindam Sain

Sunday, March 10, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1224

"KING: 'On 10th March of 2019, 
the Election Commission of India has 
declared the 7-Phase Polling Dates 
starting from 11th April 2019 to 
19th May 2019. The counting will be 
on 23rd May 2019. Now, at this 
very moment, what is the result 
of your online survey ?'

ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'We are getting 
a trend that NDA may get 333 seats 
out of which BJP alone may get 
303 seats. UPA may get 111 seats 
out of which INC alone may get 
101 seats. The OTHERS may get 
99 seats out of which MGB alone 
may get 49 seats.'

HERMIT: 'We are going to see a 
2nd term of Modi Government, there 
is no doubt about it, but, I think that 
NDA may get more than 350 seats, 
because the young generation 
voters understand the necessity of 
a strong government at the Center. 
Also, they know that they are going 
to vote to select their ideal 
Prime Minister at this moment. 

KING: 'We have to wait for the 
final result which will be declared 
on 23rd May 2019. But, the trend 
is clearly showing that Narendra Modi 
is going to become the Prime Minister 
for the 2nd time. BJP may surprisingly 
win some seats which BJP would have 
never expected also, because majority 
of support of many Indians are with 
BJP for rapid digitization, decision 
taking capability and full support for any 
type of modernization.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, February 18, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1223


"All the #patriotic #Indians 
will deal with Pakistani #Terrorists 
by using #Bullets and deal 
with Indian #AntiNationals by #Ballots
This is #NewIndia and 
its #newgeneration is ready 
to take the sweet #revenge
#JaiHind. JAI #BharatKeVeer."- Arindam Sain