Tuesday, March 19, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1225

"Tips and Tricks of any 
IT Department. 🤔

1. Whenever you are upgrading 
any software system, just tell 
your customers, 'Link is DOWN.'

2. Whenever you are installing a 
new anti-virus, firewalls silently in 
all machines of the same network, 
just tell the employees, 
'Have patience, link wil 
remain DOWN for at least half an hour.

Regards, 
Digitalized Dustubuddhi.
😂🤣 "- Arindam Sain

Sunday, March 10, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1224

"KING: 'On 10th March of 2019, 
the Election Commission of India has 
declared the 7-Phase Polling Dates 
starting from 11th April 2019 to 
19th May 2019. The counting will be 
on 23rd May 2019. Now, at this 
very moment, what is the result 
of your online survey ?'

ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'We are getting 
a trend that NDA may get 333 seats 
out of which BJP alone may get 
303 seats. UPA may get 111 seats 
out of which INC alone may get 
101 seats. The OTHERS may get 
99 seats out of which MGB alone 
may get 49 seats.'

HERMIT: 'We are going to see a 
2nd term of Modi Government, there 
is no doubt about it, but, I think that 
NDA may get more than 350 seats, 
because the young generation 
voters understand the necessity of 
a strong government at the Center. 
Also, they know that they are going 
to vote to select their ideal 
Prime Minister at this moment. 

KING: 'We have to wait for the 
final result which will be declared 
on 23rd May 2019. But, the trend 
is clearly showing that Narendra Modi 
is going to become the Prime Minister 
for the 2nd time. BJP may surprisingly 
win some seats which BJP would have 
never expected also, because majority 
of support of many Indians are with 
BJP for rapid digitization, decision 
taking capability and full support for any 
type of modernization.'"- Arindam Sain