COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1051

"ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER:'To make the RECURRING DEPOSIT Accounts more popular in India, we are planning to launch two types of Special RD A/cs. One is ROYAL RD and another one is ROLLING RD. In ROYAL RD, one has to open a RD Account with an amount of Rs. 5000/- only per month for a lock-in period of 5 Years. The rate of interest of ROYAL RD is 15% (No TDS will be deducted). In ROLLING RD, one has to open a RD Account with an amount of Rs. 500/- only per month for a lock-in-period of 1 Year. The rate of interest of ROLLING RD is 10% (No TDS will be deducted). After 1 Year lock-in-period, 50% of ROLLING RD amount can be withdrawn and in the next year the entire amount can be withdrawn. This RD A/c will get Rolled over and over every year with that fixed 10% interest rate even after the maturity date after 1 Year. The invested amount in ROYAL RD and ROLLING RD per year will get Tax exemptions under Section 80C.' KING:'Fantastic! These RD Accounts will help the common people and salaried persons of India to increase their wealth slowly and steadily.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1050

"A CUSTOMER INSIDE A GARMENT SHOP:'You are giving only 9.09% discount on these branded shirts. In the shopping malls, they are giving 50% discount on these branded shirts during Chaitra Sale or other Festive Season Sale.' THE SHOPKEEPER OF THAT GARMENT SHOP:'Discount Sale means Stock Clearance just before the end of a Financial Year. The actual cost of these branded shirts are Rs. 500/-. I am pasting the sticker of MRP of Rs. 660/- on it and selling it at Rs. 600/-. The Shopping Malls are pasting the sticker of MRP of Rs. 1200/- on it and selling it at Rs. 600/-. You are buying the same product at same price from the shopping mall by getting fooled after seeing that 50% discount label. See the fun.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1049

"A CUSTOMER OF ALLAHABAD BANK:'Indian Government is giving us the subsidy amount in our Bank Accounts, but, that amount is of no use at all. Instead we could have bought the Gas Cylinders from LPG Distributors at subsidized price only by cash.' AN OFFICER OF ALLAHABAD BANK:'Savings Account Linkage with Aadhaar Card and LPG Distributor Websites has reduced the Black Marketing in the arena of LPG Cylinders Market. Moreover, you can utilize the gross yearly subsidized amount to get around 50% of one subsidy amount. Say, you are getting Rs. 200/- as subsidy every month. Open a RD Account of Rs. 200/- for 1 Year @ 8.25%. After 1 year, you will get around Rs.109/- as RD interest which is almost equivalent to 50% of a single subsidy amount. We will implement the S.I. system to transfer Rs. 200/- from your SB A/c to RD A/c once in every month automatically. So, instead of criticizing our Modi Government, just open a RD Account immediately.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1048

"A LAWYER OF A PSU BANK:'Your Honour! This Banker is equally punishable as he shared his CBS Software Password with his Boss. His culprit boss committed the Housing Loan fraud by using the CBS software password of this person's ID.' A JUDGE OF SUPREME COURT:'RBI has instructed all the PSU and Private Banks to implement BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION for logging into the CBS Software. Why your Bank has not implemented it for all its employees till date? This is a fault of the Bank's Administration. Therefore, no punishment to be given to the person who shared the password to the culprit.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1047

"STUDENT:'Guru ji; Wise men always say that knowledge is power, but, can a person acquire complete knowledge by reading books only?' TEACHER:'No! To acquire complete knowledge about anything, you have to first observe its practical implications in day to day human life. One has to gain real life experiences about it. Experiences are more important than bookish theories to acquire complete knowledge about anything. Read books but also learn to explore about what you read in those books.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1046

"MAID SERVANT:'On 21st June of 2015, the entire world celebrated the 1st INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY and appreciated YOGA as a valuable and precious Indian gift for all the people of this Planet Earth. I have read Vatsayan's KAMASUTRA. As per that holy book on Indian Sexual Life, the sexual performance is also a type of Yoga, popularly known as KAAM-YOGA.' WOMAN:'My husband performs KAAM-YOGA on me only on Saturdays and Sundays in every week. Actually, he becomes so tired after doing KARMA-YOGA in his office!' MOTHER OF THAT WOMAN:'I have got a secret information that your husband has a female private secretary in his office. Start the secret investigation to find out whether your husband is having KARMA-YOGA or KAAM-YOGA in his office.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1045

"HERMIT:'Indian Cricket Team has lost the ODI series against Bangladesh Cricket Team. What a shameful day for Indian Cricket !' KING:'These defeats are actually an eye-opener for BCCI. Cricket is a Gentleman's Game. It requires character, consistency and discipline. Test Cricket is the ultimate form of cricket to judge the talent, technique and patience of a Cricketer. Why BCCI ignored good performers of Ranji Trophy and Duleep Trophy?'"-Arindam Sain