Thursday, November 30, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1185

ROYAL SPORTS MINISTER: 'Your Highness ! We have 
planned to start a T-200 Test Cricket tournament from 
this year. There will be 8 teams divided into two groups 
with 4 teams in each group. The Test match will be of 
5 days as usual. But, each team cannot bat more than 
200 overs in each of the innings. The bowling team 
will get 1 bonus point for bowling out the batting side 
within 100 overs in any innings. The batting team will get 
1 bonus point for batting more than 150 overs in any innings. 
The team that forces the opponent team to go for 
follow-on will get 2 bonus points. Maximum 3 bouncers 
are allowed in an over. For winning the match, the 
winning team will get 3 points. If there is no result in 
the match, then both the teams will get 1 points each. If the 
total points including the bonus points are same for both 
the teams, then the team having a better net run rate 
will be declared as the winner of the Test match.'

KING: 'So, in every T-200 Test Cricket match, there will 
be a winner. Good idea ! Start the tournament. Let us see 
whether this experiment on Test Cricket makes it more 
popular and interesting or not.'”- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1184


NATIONALIZED BANK STAFF_01: 'Indian Government 
could have opened up their own 'AADHAAR CARD CELL' (ACC) 
to make new AADHAAR Cards strictly under the direct vigilance 
of Indian Government. The concept of outsourcing to make 
AADHAAR Cards rapidly backfired as so many AADHAAR Card 
information either got leaked or hacked. Such is not the case 
for Voter ID Card information as it is totally under the 
Indian Government's supervision with local area verification 
at block level too. Another problem is that in BaNCslink software, 
AADHAAR Card is already linked with a Savings Account, but, 
many customers came to us saying that the LPG subsidy amount 
is not getting transferred to their respective Savings Account.'

NATIONALIZED BANK STAFF_02: 'In our Bank also, BaNCslink 
software is used. We are also facing this problem. The solution 
is to Delete the link of AADHAAR Card Number from that 
Savings Account and then link the AADHAAR Card Number again 
with that Savings Account. In BaNCslink Software, there is 
a option, 'Validate PAN from NSDL' to verify whether a 
PAN Card Number is valid or not. Similarly, to check the validity 
of AADHAAR Card Number, there should be a option, 
'Validate AADHAAR from UIDAI' in BaNCslink software. Also, 
in the case of withdrawing money from several 
Customer Service Points through biometric device by using 
AADHAAR Card Number, a 'One Time Password' to be sent to 
the customer's registered mobile number. The CSP personnel 
will have to type that 'OTP' and Customer's Voter ID Card 
Number in the screen to complete the cash withdrawal process.'” - Arindam Sain

Thursday, November 23, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1183

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Despite repeated requests, 
the Indian Citizens don't provide any information 
to the local police station about the person to whom 
they are giving their house on rent and about the servant 
working in their house. As a result, when some incidents 
take place in their house, they face so much troubles.'

DETECTIVE: 'Time has come to implement the 
'GENERAL INFORMATION FILE' in every Police Station 
of India. To get some immunity from the hands of law, 
any Indian Citizen can file 'GIF' in the local police station 
to give details about the person whom they kept on rent 
or as a servant. 'GIF' to be entered in the website of the 
respective Police Department with the AADHAAR Card 
Number of the applicant to generate a unique 'GIF' Serial 
Number for future reference. There will be only one GIF Serial 
Number in respect to each AADHAAR Card Number.'”- Arindam Sain

Sunday, November 12, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1182

Mr. X: 'We welcome the move to reduce the 
GST rates of several items recently. It will give 
some relief to the common people of India.

Mr. Y: 'To some extent, we don't think that GST 
is giving too much pressure on the daily lifestyle 
of any common people so much. Basically, GST is 
on the mind only due to some politics associated with it. 
For example, say, if we charge extra 1 rupee as a GST on a 
Samosa of 5 rupees, you will start shouting. But, by 
hiding the information about GST, if we tactfully say 
that to maintain the quality of the Samosa and due to rise 
in operating expenses of the shop, we have increased the 
price of Samosa to 6 rupees, then you will quietly 
accept it. So, it is all about mentality and psychology 
getting biased by some negative political campaigns.'”- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1181

MALARIA MOSQUITO: 'In Bangabhoomi, we are 
really losing our market value. No one is talking 
about us anymore. You guys are the new leaders 
in the market. Everyone is talking about 
you guys. What is the secret of such a successful 
mission of spreading Dengue in Bangabhoomi ?

DENGUE MOSQUITO: 'The main advantage is that 
the majority of the people of Bangabhoomi are lazy 
and unhygienic both mentally and physically. 
Therefore, in and around their house, it is like a 
paradise for us to lay our eggs. Even in some 
Panchayat areas and Municipality areas, you will find 
fake bleaching powders. There is lack of cleanliness 
in many areas. So, overall, we are very happy and 
thankful to the people of Bangabhoomi to help us 
to become so successful in our mission 
of spreading Dengue everywhere.'”- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1180

MOSQUITO: 'We can fly from one place to another 
so easily. Even, nowadays, we are so powerful that 
the human beings are scared of us. So, they are 
protecting themselves by staying inside 
the mosquito net while sleeping even at daytime.' 

SPIDER: 'The word, 'Powerful' is a relative term in 
respect to any situation or scenario in and around you. 
You can fly from one place to another, but, you cannot 
get out of the webs that we weave to trap you guys. 
So, we are so powerful that mosquitoes are scared 
of us and always avoid flying near our webs.'” - Arindam Sain