“ROYAL SPORTS MINISTER: 'Your Highness ! We have
planned to start a T-200 Test Cricket tournament from
this year. There will be 8 teams divided into two groups
with 4 teams in each group. The Test match will be of
5 days as usual. But, each team cannot bat more than
200 overs in each of the innings. The bowling team
will get 1 bonus point for bowling out the batting side
within 100 overs in any innings. The batting team will get
1 bonus point for batting more than 150 overs in any innings.
The team that forces the opponent team to go for
follow-on will get 2 bonus points. Maximum 3 bouncers
are allowed in an over. For winning the match, the
winning team will get 3 points. If there is no result in
the match, then both the teams will get 1 points each. If the
total points including the bonus points are same for both
the teams, then the team having a better net run rate
will be declared as the winner of the Test match.'
KING: 'So, in every T-200 Test Cricket match, there will
be a winner. Good idea ! Start the tournament. Let us see
whether this experiment on Test Cricket makes it more
popular and interesting or not.'”- Arindam Sain
Thursday, November 30, 2017
COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1185
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1184
“NATIONALIZED BANK STAFF_01: 'Indian Government
could have opened up their own 'AADHAAR CARD CELL' (ACC)
to make new AADHAAR Cards strictly under the direct vigilance
of Indian Government. The concept of outsourcing to make
AADHAAR Cards rapidly backfired as so many AADHAAR Card
information either got leaked or hacked. Such is not the case
for Voter ID Card information as it is totally under the
Indian Government's supervision with local area verification
at block level too. Another problem is that in BaNCslink software,
AADHAAR Card is already linked with a Savings Account, but,
many customers came to us saying that the LPG subsidy amount
is not getting transferred to their respective Savings Account.'
NATIONALIZED BANK STAFF_02: 'In our Bank also, BaNCslink
software is used. We are also facing this problem. The solution
is to Delete the link of AADHAAR Card Number from that
Savings Account and then link the AADHAAR Card Number again
with that Savings Account. In BaNCslink Software, there is
a option, 'Validate PAN from NSDL' to verify whether a
PAN Card Number is valid or not. Similarly, to check the validity
of AADHAAR Card Number, there should be a option,
'Validate AADHAAR from UIDAI' in BaNCslink software. Also,
in the case of withdrawing money from several
Customer Service Points through biometric device by using
AADHAAR Card Number, a 'One Time Password' to be sent to
the customer's registered mobile number. The CSP personnel
will have to type that 'OTP' and Customer's Voter ID Card
Number in the screen to complete the cash withdrawal process.'” - Arindam Sain
Thursday, November 23, 2017
COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1183
“POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Despite repeated requests,
the Indian Citizens don't provide any information
to the local police station about the person to whom
they are giving their house on rent and about the servant
working in their house. As a result, when some incidents
take place in their house, they face so much troubles.'
DETECTIVE: 'Time has come to implement the
'GENERAL INFORMATION FILE' in every Police Station
of India. To get some immunity from the hands of law,
any Indian Citizen can file 'GIF' in the local police station
to give details about the person whom they kept on rent
or as a servant. 'GIF' to be entered in the website of the
respective Police Department with the AADHAAR Card
Number of the applicant to generate a unique 'GIF' Serial
Number for future reference. There will be only one GIF Serial
Number in respect to each AADHAAR Card Number.'”- Arindam Sain
Sunday, November 12, 2017
COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1182
Mr.
X: 'We welcome the move to reduce the
GST rates of several items recently. It will give
some relief to the common people of India.
GST rates of several items recently. It will give
some relief to the common people of India.
Mr. Y: 'To some extent, we don't think that GST
is giving too much pressure on the daily lifestyle
of any common people so much. Basically, GST is
on the mind only due to some politics associated with it.
For example, say, if we charge extra 1 rupee as a GST on a
Samosa of 5 rupees, you will start shouting. But, by
hiding the information about GST, if we tactfully say
that to maintain the quality of the Samosa and due to rise
in operating expenses of the shop, we have increased the
price of Samosa to 6 rupees, then you will quietly
accept it. So, it is all about mentality and psychology
getting biased by some negative political campaigns.'”- Arindam Sain
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1181
“MALARIA MOSQUITO: 'In Bangabhoomi, we are
really losing our market value. No one is talking
about us anymore. You guys are the new leaders
in the market. Everyone is talking about
you guys. What is the secret of such a successful
mission of spreading Dengue in Bangabhoomi ?
DENGUE MOSQUITO: 'The main advantage is that
the majority of the people of Bangabhoomi are lazy
and unhygienic both mentally and physically.
Therefore, in and around their house, it is like a
paradise for us to lay our eggs. Even in some
Panchayat areas and Municipality areas, you will find
fake bleaching powders. There is lack of cleanliness
in many areas. So, overall, we are very happy and
thankful to the people of Bangabhoomi to help us
to become so successful in our mission
of spreading Dengue everywhere.'”- Arindam Sain
COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1180
“MOSQUITO: 'We can fly from one place to another
so easily. Even, nowadays, we are so powerful that
the human beings are scared of us. So, they are
protecting themselves by staying inside
the mosquito net while sleeping even at daytime.'
SPIDER: 'The word, 'Powerful' is a relative term in
respect to any situation or scenario in and around you.
You can fly from one place to another, but, you cannot
get out of the webs that we weave to trap you guys.
So, we are so powerful that mosquitoes are scared
of us and always avoid flying near our webs.'” - Arindam Sain
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