Sunday, October 8, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1178


A DRUNKARD OF BANGABHOOMI WHILE DRINKING IN 
FRONT OF A LOCAL WINE SHOP: 'People voted for TMC, but, 
we are witnessing no change in Bangabhoomi. 
Bangabhoomi is still the same.' 

THE LOCAL WINE SHOP OWNER: 'You were an anti-social 
under CPI(M). You switched over to TMC. The money that 
you got from the Bangabhoomi Government for constructing 
your house and toilet, you are wasting that money to 
drink alcohol. When you were in CPI(M), you used to drink 1 bottle 
of alcohol per day, now, you are drinking 3 bottles of 
alcohol per day. Your liver may start malfunctioning very soon. 
So, is TMC responsible for such a negative change in your body or 
is it you, who is responsible for it ?'”- Arindam Sain

Thursday, October 5, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1177


POLITICAL ANALYST: 'The people of the hilly areas of Bengal 
neither supports TMC nor BJP. A majority of the people of the 
hilly areas of Bengal want a separate state, GORKHALAND. 
Both TMC and BJP are playing with fire. The best solution maybe, 
to form a separate state, GORKHALAND to bring peace 
and prosperity in those hilly areas.' 

JOURNALIST: 'The people of those hilly areas are really 
demanding for a separate state for several years. Only time 
will tell whether instead of playing 'Divide and Rule' politics 
in the hilly areas, will there really be an 
emergence of a new state, GORKHALAND ! '”- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1176

ROYAL SCIENTIST: 'Our Research and Development Wing of 
'Cars & Vehicles Technology' has succeeded in making a 
4- wheeler Electric Car which will run on rechargeable 
high voltage batteries. As a backup resource, there will be 
photovoltaic cells on the roof of that car to utilize 
solar energy as a battery backup. Also, in emergency, there is 
a provision to run the car with a small steam engine. If you 
fully recharge the high voltage battery, then it will 
provide a battery backup of 8 hours provided you run 
your car at an average speed limit of 40 Kilometres per hour. 
To fully recharge the battery in any 
petrol pump, you will be charged Rs. 200/-.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'The introduction of Electric Cars will have 
dual impact. Environment will become more pollution free and 
the demand for petrol and diesel will reduce to decrease the 
prices of petrol and diesel. Hence, the prices of commodities will 
come down automatically. The big Car Companies must start 
manufacturing Electric Cars especially 
designed for India nation.'” - Arindam Sain

Monday, October 2, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1175

HERMIT: 'In Bangabhoomi Kingdom, the Durga Puja Carnival 
should be made more interesting by making it a platform of 
'Hall of Fame'. There should be two categories of ranking. 
One is City based and another one is District Based. 
The competition will be Twenty-Twenty. Maa Durga idols of 
Top 20 Durga Puja of Kolkata and Top 20 Durga Puja of Districts 
will parade in this Carnival. During the parade time interval of 
1 hour or so, an app named 'DURGA PUJA CARNIVAL' will be live 
and there the users can give the rating to those 40 listed Maa Durga 
idols by using their mobile handset. The top 3 Maa Durga idols as per 
the ratings on that app will be rewarded with prize money through 
cheque in favour of that respective 
Club or Puja Committee Savings Account.' 

KING: 'Add some other features to it also. During the parade, a 
representative of the respective Durga Puja Committee must explain 
about the theme of their pandal. Make it a rule that Spectators have to 
buy tickets of Rs. 50/- only to watch this Durga Puja Carnival and the 
entire revenues earned from the tickets sold out will be used as 
prize money. The 1st Winner will get 50%, 2nd Winner will get 30%  and 
3rd Winner will get 20% of the prize money collected through 
ticketing system. For example, say, by selling tickets of Rs. 50/- for the 
Carnival, the entire revenues earned is Rs. 50000/- only. Then, the 
1st Winner will get Rs. 25000/-, 2nd Winner will get Rs. 15000/- and 
3rd Winner will get Rs. 10000/- only as prize money. The whole world 
must know about this 'Durga Puja Carnival' 
in the coming years ahead.'”- Arindam Sain

Saturday, September 23, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1174


Mr.X: 'In this Durga Puja festival of 2017, Ola or Uber 
must give some discounts on rides.' 

Mr. Y: 'Yes, of course! They can apply '555' discount strategy. 
For any ride above 5 Kilometres, there is a Rs. 5/- cashback 
on the total bill and also a promocode will be provided for 
the next ride to get 5% discount in the next ride within 5 days. 
Also, if during the Durga Puja festival days, a person will get 
5% discount for each 5 rides (previous 4 rides + 1 current ride) 
within the last 5 hours, in the last ride. For example, say, 
a person travelled in Ola or Uber Cab for Rs. 100/- in each of 
his 4 previous rides and in his 5th ride, his bill is again Rs. 100/-, 
then in the 5th ride, he will be billed Rs. 75/- only, as he will get 
5X5=25 percent discount on the total bill of the 5th ride provided 
that the 5th ride is within 5 hours from the time of 
his 1st ride on that festive day.'”- Arindam Sain

Friday, September 22, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1173

BABOOL: 'Last year, you gave Rs. 400/- for Durga Puja, 
why are you giving only Rs. 300/- this year ?' 

BABLOO: 'The amount of electricity that you guys are 
hooking for the Durga Puja festival lighting, for that only, 
at least, Rs. 100/- will get attached with my 
electricity bill of this month because CESC 
has installed area wise meters.'” - Arindam Sain

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1172

BUSINESSMAN_A: 'Having tie-ups with several e-commerce 
firms is really helping me to clear the stocks which were there 
in my warehouse before the implementation of GST. These 
e-commerce websites are attracting the internet users to buy 
the products listed on their websites by giving huge discounts. 
Even in pre-GST sale, so many products got sold online at 
even 50% discount. Some payment gateway websites are 
also offering cashback for making online payments 
through their websites while buying any product from any 
e-commerce websites. Some PSU and private banks are also 
offering discounts on their Debit/Credit Cards for online shopping.' 

BUSINESSMAN_B: 'Yes! You are right. Also the delivery system 
of all e-commerce firms have improved a lot with a large number 
of recruitment of young people and the commission system per 
delivery motivate those young staffs. I should also go for a tie-up 
with those e-commerce firms as I have to clear so many 
pre-GST stocks before this festive season of Durga Puja and Diwali. 
Thanks for giving the right idea at the right time.'”- Arindam Sain