Friday, September 13, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1236

"If you start a software project 
without properly analyzing the 
flowchart and algorithm minutely 
with several questions from all angles, 
then there is a high chance that your 
software project may fail miserably 
in the competitive market."- Arindam Sain.

Sunday, September 8, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1235

"NORTH POLE: 'I am so cold and this 
place is famous for Eskimos.' 

SOUTH POLE: 'I am cold too and this 
place is famous for Penguins.' 

EQUATOR: 'I am always hot and 
at an equidistant position from 
both of you.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, September 1, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1234

"KING: 'There are plenty of foods 
available in our granaries. 
Let us distribute the extra foods to 
all the people of our Kingdom.'

VILLAGE LEADERS: 'No ! Your Highness ! 
Keep those in your granaries for another 
three years. We will then slowly distribute 
all the foods to the villagers.'

KING:'Mantri ji, what's the 
gameplan behind it ?'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Your Highness ! 
In these three years, they will gain 
popularity in the name of rallies and 
agitations that they are fighting against 
you to get those extra foods for villagers. 
After three years, when the foods will 
be distributed, these leaders will take 
the 'Cut-Money' by saying that due to 
their agitations only, you distributed the 
foods to the villagers.'

KING: 'Start the food distribution 
immediately and tell the villagers to 
completely ignore these selfish 
village leaders from now on.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, August 29, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1233

"Without WILDNESS in your heart, 
you cannot be POWERFUL; 
without ROMANCE in your heart, you 
cannot be WONDERFUL."- Arindam Sain 😊👍

Sunday, August 25, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1232

"Mr.W:'We gave you the charge 
of a firm last year. What changes 
have you made ?'

Mr. X: 'My cabin was in the western side 
of the office, I shifted my cabin to the 
eastern side. The main door of the office 
was in the northern direction, I shifted the 
door in the southern direction.'

Mr. Y: 'Well done ! Your firm will surely get 
some financial packages and you will be 
promoted to higher ranks for 
bringing such changes in the firm.'

Mr. Z: 'No ! No ! I am also present in this 
panel. You have increased the monetary 
expenses and wasted some valuable time 
by increasing the repetitive works where 
I can see too much redundancy of several 
processes only. Your firm will get financial 
packages if and only if you can show a rise 
in net profitability as well as 
reduction of redundancy in all processes 
and after that only, we may think about 
getting you promoted to higher ranks. 
Do the other panelists agree with me ?'

Mr. W and Mr. Y (jointly said): 'Yes, we agree 
to your proposal, Sir.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, August 18, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1231

"5 possible steps may happen in the 
banking sector in the near future.

1. Step by step mergers of banks 
as well as loss making branches.

2. Salary structure under 
Pay Commission.

3. Holiday on 
all Saturdays.

4. Timing of Branches to become 
uniform along all districts with 
reduction in the cash counter timings. 
For example, Cash Counter may 
remain open from 11 AM to 3 PM only and 
all branches to be closed by 6 PM strictly.

5. VRS at 55 years may 
get implemented."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2019/1230

"MANAGER OF A PSU BANK: 'Your shop 
is just beside our branch. You are having 
a good transaction in the current account 
of your shop. We are ready to give you 
MSME CC loan, but, you are telling that 
you have opened another current account 
in a private bank and you want to avail 
MSME CC loan from that private bank. 
Tell us why are you unhappy with us.'


REPUTED CUSTOMER OF A PSU BANK: 'Sir, 
the best USP of any private bank is their 
cheque clearing facility. We want speed in 
our business not only sweet words 
and subsidies. If you can assure me that 
you can do the cheque clearing within 3 
working days, then I will surely avail MSME 
CC loan from your branch.'"- Arindam Sain