COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1164

“MANAGER OF A NATIONALIZED BANK: '99% of the 500 rupee note and 1000 rupee 
note issued by RBI has come back to RBI after demonetization. It indicates 
two things. Firstly, the black money has been whitened up very efficiently. 
For example, say, a businessman having 50 employees under his company 
distributed the black money in the form of Advance Annual Salary to each 
of the 50 employees to whiten it up. Secondly, the whitened form of the 
black money has been directly infused into the Indian economy by 
depositing it in the banks, though, many of those money has been withdrawn, 
but still, a majority of businessmen came under 
the radar of Indian Taxation System.' 

OFFICER OF A NATIONALIZED BANK: 'Now, the time is ripe for the Indian 
Government to do recovery of Non Performing Assets by motivating the 
PSU Banks with some aggressive steps. As you said in a branch meeting last week 
that all the bad loans of every bank customer must be recorded in CIBIL. 
Side by side, without a PAN Card and a CIBIL report, not a single Bank in India 
should give loans to any customer. If the defaulter is a salaried person of any 
organization, then Indian Government must give the permission to that 
organization to block the monthly salary of that person unless and until that 
person repays the desired amount to remove the loan account from 
IRAC-7 to IRAC-0. For example, say, a primary school teacher has taken a loan 
which is now a NPA, then the Headmaster of that school has full right to write a 
letter to the higher authority to block the monthly salary of that primary school 
teacher till he repays the money. Aggressive Recovery of bad loans and effective 
taxation system is the need of the hour in India.'”- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1163

“ROYAL TRANSPORT MINISTER: 'With the help of AADHAAR Card, 
we are going to provide TRANCARD (TRANSPORT CARD)  to 
all the people of our Kingdom at a one time registration fee 
of Rs. 100/- only. The TRANCARD will be linked with the 
Bank Account of the person via AADHAAR linkage system. 
The person can travel in any transport system and pay 
the fare by swiping the TRANCARD in the TRANCARD MACHINES  
installed in all the transport system of our Kingdom.' 

KING: 'Excellent ! But, focus more on the infrastructure, 
so that the TRANCARD becomes very popular in our Kingdom.' 

HERMIT: 'Provide the CASHBACK options frequently to motivate 
the young generation people to register for the TRANCARD.'”- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1162

“JOURNALIST: 'In this year of 2017, several areas got flooded due to heavy rainfall. 
There is a huge financial loss for the people of these areas. 
So, are you having any plans to help these people during the 
upcoming Durga Puja festival ?' 

PRESIDENT OF A PUJA COMMITTEE OF A LOCAL CLUB: 'We have decided 
not to collect any money from these flood affected people for the 
Durga Puja festival. Rather, we have requested the local MLA, 
other reputed politicians and big businessmen of these areas to 
contribute for the Durga Puja festival. We will utilize 70% of the 
total collected funds to help the flood affected people of these areas. 
The Durga Puja will be just a simple one this year without any expenses 
on theme pandals, because unless we help those flood affected people 
of these areas, Maa Durga will not give us any blessings.'”- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1161

“A CUSTOMER OF A NATIONALIZED BANK: 'Again, the employees of PSU Banks 
went for a strike on 22nd August 2017, but, this time, against the Indian 
Government's decision to merge several PSU Banks. Basically, one should 
welcome such a move, because, after mergers of several 
banks, the Indian PSU Banks will become stronger 
in terms of market capitalization.' 
AN EMPLOYEE OF A NATIONALIZED BANK: 'Non Performing Assets (NPA) will 
also increase, so is the percentage of provisions. Some customers may 
switch to private banks as some PSU Banks will lose their brand values 
and brand identity altogether. The moment, the 
corporate culture steps into the PSU Banks after mergers and acquisitions, 
the strategies of financial inclusion will be badly hit as all PSU Banks 
will run after net profits only at any cost.'”- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1160

“VOTER_01 OF BENGAL: 'The results of 7 Municipality Elections of Bengal in the month of 
August 2017 is clearly indicating that the Bengal politics is becoming bipolar. The battle is 
between Saffron Brigade and Green Brigade.' 
VOTER_02 OF BENGAL: 'Thanda thanda cool cool, 
delhi ke baithak mein dono hee mitra bann jaate hain sab kuch bhool, 
par bengal mein aapas mein ladte rahete hain do phool, 
aur aam aadmi har din banta hain April Fool.'”- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1159

“KING: 'The year of 2017 is becoming a year of floods. Starting from Gujarat to Assam, 
due to heavy rainfall, several areas got flooded with river waters. Even in South India, 
we have witnessed flood like situation.' HERMIT:'When the meteorological 
department gave a prediction of a good monsoon season this year, then why the 
administrative bodies of some areas failed to take some measures to ensure that 
the drainage system will be effective enough to pass out the flooded waters into 
the sea as quickly as possible. Time has come to construct some more dams to 
utilize the monsoon rainfall for hydro power generation and to create smart 
drainage systems for all smart cities.'"- Arindam Sain 

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1158

"PROJECT ANALYST:'Whenever a personal loan account is opened in any bank, 
the customer is surely having a savings account in that bank. Loan account must 
be opened by taking the customer Id of his savings account. When the customer Id 
is same, then in the CBS software we will put a link textbox with a radio button 
to link the loan account with his savings account to deduct the monthly installments 
automatically every month till the loan account gets closed.' 
IT OFFICER OF A BANK:'Nice idea. That will help the bank to do some automatic 
recovery of loan amounts. But, Indian Government must issue a Circular that to get 
any loan from any Bank, one must have PAN Card and AADHAR CARD.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1157

"BANGABHOOMI DAILY PASSENGER_01:'In most of the states of India, majority 
of buses are under that respective State Government and many State 
Government has succeeded in implementing Smart Cards for bus 
passengers. Moreover, in many states of India, there is a daily pass 
system, which you have to buy with some amount of money and then 
you can use that daily pass for the next 24 hours to board any 
Government bus without giving any extra fare.' 
BANGABHOOMI DAILY PASSENGER_02:'In Bangabhoomi State, the process 
of modernization of Transport System has already started but the speed 
of implementation is very slow. The number of buses under WBTC to be 
equally distributed among all the existing routes of all districts 
of Bangabhoomi. For travelling in Metro Rails, Indian Railways, Trawlers 
and WBTC Buses, there should be a single Smart Card with a minimum 
value of Rs. 200 with a validity of 90 days.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/20171156

"Mr. X:'In India,all the Hospitals and Nursing Homes to be connected with 
CMS (CENTRALIZED MEDICAL SOFTWARE),  where all entries regarding any 
patient to be recorded on a real time basis including medical billings, 
issuance of birth or death certificate of any patient.' 
Mr. Y: 'Not only that, even the medical fees or expenses of any particular 
medical operations should be uniform and same in all hospitals and 
nursing homes connected with CMS. After SWACCH BHARAT, 
Indian Government must take an initiative to create 
awareness about a SUSTH BHARAT.'"- Arindam Sain 

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2017/1155

"HISTORY: ’Am I too boring sometimes? Maybe, that’s why, I am ignored many a times?’ 
SCIENCE: ‘Maybe, sometimes you seem to be boring, but, I can never ignore you, 
because without doing a detailed research on you, I cannot progress and 
prosper to the next level.’”- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1154

"HERMIT: 'P V Sindhu really fought well against World No. 1 female badminton player, Carolina Marin of Spain in the Female Badminton final match in Rio Olympics 2016. P V Sindhu has given a tough fight, that's why; the Silver Medal really has a great value of honour and pride for Indian Badminton sports in the International sports arena.' KING: 'The match was between a SPEED STAR Vs a SLOW STARTER. Marin has a terrific speed and is expert in tricking her opponents near the net. Sindhu takes time to adjust with the pace of her opponent and tries to slow down the pace of the match. But, Marin is so experienced that she didn't allow Sindhu to go for long smashes and kept on changing the angles while controlling the pace of the game. Anyway, well played Sindhu. Indians are proud to see the fighting spirit of an Indian female sports person. In the next Olympics event, Sindhu must try to get a medal too for India.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1153

"HERMIT: 'Somehow, the women empowerment in Indian Sports in Rio Olympics 2016 is improving day by day. Dipa Karmakar finished in 4th place in gymnastics. Sakshi Malik finished in 3rd place in wrestling to get a bronze medal, which is India's first medal in Rio Olympics 2016. PV Sindhu has qualified for the final match in badminton and is at least going to finish in 2nd spot to get a silver medal for India.' KING: 'PV Sindhu really played well against the Japanese player in the semi final, especially in the second set. All these three Indian female sports persons are really the surprise packages in Rio Olympics. Nobody expected too much from them, but, they actually performed far better than all those so-called star sports persons of India. Maybe, PV Sindhu is an under rated player in comparison to Sania Nehwal, but, still, PV Sindhu has the potential to win a gold medal in Rio Olympics 2016, provided that PV Sindhu must not feel too complacent while playing the final match. Always remember that Gold is Gold and Silver is Silver. So, go for that Gold Medal only."-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1152

"HERMIT: 'Like Abhinav Bindra, the female Indian gymnast also had a hard luck and remained in 4th position in the final. But, well played, Dipa.' KING: 'Dipa Karmakar tried her level best and created a history for India in the field of Gymnastics, but, Indian Sports Ministry must improve the sports infrastructure of Gymnastics too.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1151

"HERMIT: 'Abhinav Bindra tried his level best but got knocked out by remaining in the 4th position in shooting. On the other hand, just a deflection gave the 2-1 lead to Germany just before the end of the match.' KING: 'Bad luck for Indian hockey team against the German hockey team. Really, a hard luck for Abhinav Bindra, but, he really fought well. The real surprise star is Dipa Karmakar, the Indian female gymnast who qualified for the final round. Can Dipa win a medal for India and create a history for Indian gymnastics?'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1150

"HERMIT: 'Indian female hockey team which qualified in Olympics after a long time played well against Japan to come back from behind to score 2 goals to make it 2-2 till the end.' KING: 'This Indian female hockey team has the potential to qualify for the next round. This team has to improve in their eye contacts, passing and speedy flank switching counterattacks. Savita really did a fantastic goalkeeping. Rani, Lilima and Deepika also played well.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1149

"COLOMBIAN: 'Our female archers were really playing well, but, somehow, in the decider set, they did a terrible mistake.' INDIAN: 'Our female archers were taking too much time, especially Laxmirani. Bombayla led from the front and Deepika got back her rhythm towards the end to win the battle against Colombia in Pre-Quarter final. Indian female archers must try their level best to qualify for the semi final.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1148

"HERMIT:'Indian hockey team dominated the first half and converted the penalty corners to take 2-0 lead against Ireland. In the 2nd half, Ireland came back in style to score 2 goals. Rupinder again scored a goal in the 2nd half and finally India won the match by 3-2.' KING:'Indian goalkeeper saved so many shots; otherwise, India could have lost this match as Indian defense line is not so strong. Indian hockey players must learn to give speedy and short zig-zag passes in the mid-field region.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1147

"Everything enters into the system from the Universe to go out of the system as a product or by-product of the system in the Universe again. But, the system never stops. It keeps on rotating on its own and always completes its revolution within a stipulated time."-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1146

"HERMIT: 'The final match of PRO KABADDI Season 4 in 2016 between PATNA PIRATES and JAIPUR PINK PANTHERS was very competitive in the beginning with some Super Raids and Super Tackles. But, ultimately, PATNA PIRATES team lifted the PRO KABADDI LEAGUE Trophy for 2nd time by winning this final match.' KING: 'Really, game of Kabaddi has become so professional and competitive nowadays. Thanks to PKL Team. Pardeep Narwal is the star raider in the final match for PATNA PIRATES, whereas, Jasvir Singh of JAIPUR PINK PANTHERS kept on fighting. Pardeep is the No.1 Patna Pirate. Congratulations to PATNA PIRATES team for becoming PKL4 Champion.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1145

"Mr.X:'If an employee of any PSU Bank dies before the age of 55 years, then the spouse of the dead employee can get a job in the PSU Bank on the conditions that the spouse will look after the dead employee's parents and child/children and to get that job, the spouse must get legal consent from dead employee's parents.' Mr.Y:'Yes, that will be a good amendment. Many a times, the spouse of the dead employee gets the job and then gets married to some other person. Ultimately, the parents and children of dead employee suffer.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1144

"HERMIT:'It was really a bad luck for Argentina in the final match of Copa America 2016. Football is a team game. On any day, any good footballer can miss a penalty shot. Messi must come back again in International football.' KING:'Sachin Tendulkar also decided to retire from International Cricket when he was failing to win the World Cup for India, but at last, he succeeded. Again in 2018, we have a World Cup football. Messi must come back in International football to try and win the World Cup football of 2018 for Argentina. The MAGNIFICENT MESSI MAGIC must go on, in International football. Come back Messi; as the battle is not over yet. Still a long way to go."-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1143

"ROYAL METEOROLOGIST:'As it is too hot nowadays, there may be a huge depression in Bay of Bengal within a few days, before the official arrival of monsoon winds in our kingdom.' KING:'Almost in 60% cases, whatever you predict, the reverse thing happens.' HERMIT:'Ha ha ha. Well said. Your Highness!'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1142

"HERMIT:'As per the recent forms of European footballers in several club football ⚽ games, 8 teams have a high chance to qualify for the quarter final round of EURO CUP 🏆 2016. France, England, Germany, Poland, Spain, Croatia, Belgium, Portugal.' KING: 'Any weak team can beat any strong team in football. Don't underestimate the small teams. The football fever begins on 10th June 2016 and ends on 10th July 2016. Just enjoy the European festival of football ⚽ in 2016.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1141

"HYDERABADI:'SRH started running its bullet train 🚄 which consists lightweight WARNER WAGON and modern CUTTING COACH with a maximum speed of 208 Kilometres per hour. RCB created artificial GAYLE STORM at 200 kilometres per hour and VIRAT THUNDERS to derail the bullet train of SRH. Ultimately, the bullet train 🚄 of SRH managed to win over the royal challenge and reached the final station of IPL 2016 to lift the IPL trophy as a royal reward. Well played, SRH and congratulations to to all the team members of SRH.' BENGALURIAN: 'All was going well for RCB till Virat got bowled by Sran. Cutting did a fantastic job as an all rounder for SRH. Later on, it became too difficult for RCB to tackle Mustafizur and Bhuvaneswar. RCB continues its bad luck in IPL finals. This is the 3rd time; RCB has failed to win in the IPL final. Better luck next time for RCB. Congrats to SRH for becoming a new champion 🏆 team of IPL.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1140

"REAL MADRID FAN:'Real Madrid totally dominated the 1st half. Real Madrid got a free kick which got utilized by Ramos to get 1-0 lead. Atletico de Madrid failed to score the equalizer after getting a penalty shot. Atletico de Madrid came back in the match and the match went down to the penalty shootout. Like No.7, the No.10 player of Atletico de Madrid missed a penalty shot in the penalty shootout. Ronaldo hammered the last nail of the coffin to lift the Champions 🏆 League trophy of 2016.' ATLETICO DE MADRID FAN:'Atletico Madrid played much better football in the 2nd half. It was our bad day, as two Atletico de Madrid players failed to score a goal by taking penalty shot each. The goal posts were in favour of Real Madrid, though, Carrasco scored a fantastic equalizer to level the match. Real Madrid is lucky to win the penalty shootout. Better luck next time for Atletico de Madrid.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1139

"GANDHINAGARI:'It really hurts to see a consistent team to get defeated in two important matches and failing to reach the final. Sran missed a simple catch and Finch utilized it. GL bowled well, but, still failed to win the match.' HYDERABADI:'Praveen ko gussa kyon aata hain! The ship of GL was sailing well but got capsized before reaching the shore due to WARNER WHIRLPOOL. Bhubaneswar and Kaushik were the impressive bowlers in this match. Bipul also batted well. We want to see the IPL 2016 trophy coming to Hyderabad.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1138

"HERMIT:'The Bengal Government of year 2016 to year 2021 will give more emphasis on rapid development and modernization. There will be a high level disciplinary committee to take strict actions on any minister for breaking the disciplinary code and conduct of the good governance in Bengal. Bengal has to speed up its pace to compete with Odisha, Jharkhand, Tripura, Bihar and Assam in terms of overall socio-economic development.' KING:'No one is interested in big lectures. Performances, facts and figures matter at the end of the day. Instead of giving too many allowances or funds to poor people and clubs, the Bengal Government must focus more on new employment generation and increasing the Dearness Allowances of State Government employees. The Bengal Government must adopt S3 policy which is SUSHASAN, SUSHASTHYA and SUSHIKSHA. Don't try to transform Kolkata as a 2nd London, rather, try to transform Kolkata as Tilottama Kolkata which it was in British era.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1137

"HYDERABADI:'SRH started slowly and was struggling due to some good bowling by Morne, Narine and Kuldeep, but, Yuvraj showed his class to help SRH to put up a score of 162 runs on the scoreboard. KKR failed to chase it down and hence got eliminated.' KOLKATAN:'Yuvraj had a good day in fielding too to have a direct hit on the stumps to change the course of the match. Mustafizur bowled some excellent yorkers to tame KKR batsmen and Bhubaneswar gave the icing on the cake, but, Henriques has really proved again that he is one of the best all-rounders in this IPL 2016. Too much shuffling of players and poor team selection ruined the overall performances of KKR in IPL 2016.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1136

"GANDHINAGARI:'RCB started well in the match and ended well in the match. GL lost so many early wickets, but, SMITH STORM helped GL to put up a decent score of 158 runs. Watson bowled well for RCB. KULKARNI KAMAAL created sensation in RCB camp. Kulkarni took 4 wickets by giving away only 14 runs in 4 overs. But, the DANGEROUS DE-VILLIERS DHAMAKA of 79 runs with a good partnership with Abdulla helped RCB to qualify for the final.' BENGALURIAN:'Umpiring was not up to the mark today. Binny is somewhat too unlucky. De-Villiers proved once again that why he is regarded as one of the outstanding batsmen of International Cricket. RCB is playing in this tournament like Royal Challengers to bounce back from almost bottom of the table to reach the final. Virat Kohli has the aggression, talent and hunger to lift the IPL 2016 trophy. RCB is just one match away to become the IPL Champion team of 2016.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1135

"MEDICINE:'You are one of the deadliest poisons of the world.'MONEY:'I am that poison which can win wars against those poisons, which have defeated you in several wars.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1134

"HUMAN:'Hey, Hill, I love you so much that every year I walk on you, hours after hours, to reach at your peak.' HILL:'Hey, Human, by seeing so much dedication and love towards me, I may fall in true love with you to keep you with me forever.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1133

"AIZAWL FC FAN:'Our Aizawl FC team was playing good football in the 1st half. We thought that the match may go to the extra time, but, alas, Mohun Bagan played top-class football in the 2nd half of the final match to lift the Federation Cup 🏆 of 2016. Mohun Bagan is really the best football ⚽ team of India in 2016.' MOHUN BAGAN FAN:'We were waiting and waiting to see Mohun Bagan scoring a goal against Aizawl FC, but, never expected 5 goals. Sony cracked the defense first. Katsumi's free kick was given a good respect by Dhanachandra. Glen gave an outstanding back pass to help Jeje to score a goal. Bikramjit utilized Sony's pass and so did Jeje after getting Azhar's pass. Well played, Mohun Bagan. We are proud of our Champion 🏆 Mariners.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1132

"HYDERABADI:'Warner's 73 got overshadowed by Karun's 83, though, the match went down to the wire. DD players did a good job in fielding too.' DELHITE:'Young players of DD are really playing well and Zaheer Khan is surely a very motivating captain for youngsters. Mustafizur and Sran bowled well, but, still, DD managed to win this important match to stay in the hunt to qualify for the play-offs.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1131

"KOLKATAN:'KKR is nowadays playing cricket for charity, it seems, to help other teams to qualify for the Play-offs. GL just dominated the game and won the match easily. Will KKR qualify to the next round?' GANDHINAGARI:'Raina is really proving himself as a good captain for GL and today he led from the front. KKR is a good team but not so consistent in their performances. This time, Sunil Narine is not performing well. Dwayne Smith has totally rocked the show with some good swinging deliveries. Well played, GL.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1130

"BENGALURIAN:'Eden Gardens witnessed a Gayle storm. Then came Kohli and de Villiers to show their extraordinary batting skills once again. Abdulla bowled very economically. Jordan impressed everyone with some good yorkers.' KOLKATAN:'It was a pitch of at least 200 runs. Gambhir and Manish threw their wickets when the time came for real consolidation of the innings. Russell with a good support from Shakib did put up a competitive score of 183 runs, but it was not enough to defend as Gautam missed a simple catch of Virat and missed the match.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1129

"DELHITE:'DD lost the match against MI by 80 runs, but, still, in the hunt to qualify for the semi final. Tahir really had a nightmare day with his pathetic spin bowling.' MUMBAIKAR:'MI has won a very important match and that too in a dominating style. MI has really discovered a fantastic all-rounder whose name is Kruna Pandya.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1128

"CHANDIGARHI:'Amla's amazing innings of 96 runs went in vain as KXIP failed to defend 179 runs against SRH. Yuvraj showed his class again.' HYDERABADI:'Warner and Dhawan created a good platform. Hooda chipped in there. Then came Yuvraj to snatch away the game from KXIP with the help from Cutting at the other end.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1127

"PUNERI:'RPS batsmen struggled too much against KKR. When rains came in, we thought that RPS is lucky as the match may get abandoned, but, alas, KKR got 9 overs to bat.' KOLKATAN:'Thank god, it was Saturday, otherwise some people had to take a casual leave next day. KKR lost 2 early wickets while chasing 66 runs in 9 overs as per Duckworth-Lewis method. After slight thunderstorm, Eden Gardens experienced the powerful YUSUF-YAHOO storm and KKR won the match.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1126

"MUMBAIKAR:'It was really an important match for MI, but, as usual, KXIP is a team which always bites big teams during the last phase of any IPL. MI batsmen had a slow start and then collapsed completely.' CHANDIGARHI:'Clinical performances by KXIP today. KXIP bowlers did a fantastic job. Despite losing an early wicket, the run chase was just like a cake walk for KXIP as Murli Vijay and Wriddhiman Saha played smart and composed cricket together.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1125

"BHETHO BANGALI:'You have got the job in clerical post of a PSU Bank. Congrats. You are so lucky to crack the IBPS Exam.' BAGHA BANGALI:'I appeared in so many all India level competitive exams like Rail, Staff Selection, etc. After failing for so many times, at last, I succeeded. But, you are still waiting for School Service Commission (SSC) and TET results instead of appearing in other competitive exams. You never tried to get success and you are regarding me as a lucky person when I succeeded. How funny!'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1124

"CHANDIGARHI:'The way Gambhir and Uthappa started batting, it looked as if KKR will score around 190 runs, but, Mohit Sharma and Sandip Sharma did some good bowling to restrict KKR at 164 runs. Andre Russell is such an excellent all-rounder for KKR!' KOLKATAN:'Today, in this match, we saw so many run-outs and everytime these run-outs changed the tempo of the match. Maxwell fought back well and the wicket of Aksar Patel helped KKR to come back in the match. Russell really bowled well and got a decent support from Morne too.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1123

"BENGALURUIAN:'Chris Gayle failed to deliver as Morne Morkel surprised him with a short ball to take his wicket. Sunil Narine was not so impressive today. Rahul and Virat created a platform which got utilized by Watson. Later on, Baby and Binny played a good cameo role to put up a score of 185 runs, but, RCB failed to defend it against KKR.' KOLKATAN:'Gambhir started well, but, the run-rate was going above 12. Andre and Yusuf started the power hitting competition with each other. Chahal bowled well for RCB, but, thanks to Yusuf Pathan for playing such an outstanding and victorious innings for KKR. KKR must become consistent about victories from now on.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1122

"Mr.X:'India is becoming too hot nowadays. Even the cities which had pleasant weather are also becoming the victims of global warming. Mild sun-strokes, skin rashes, diarrhea, dehydration and other health problems are on the rise during this hot April month of 2016.' Mr.Y:'Humans have no other choice than to adjust with the Nature. More water storage systems to be prepared. Drinking water camps to be installed in several places by Government. Supplies of ORS (Oral Re-hydration Solution) packets to be increased and to be distributed in each and every house of rural India through rural health workers.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1121

"PATIENT:'Two days back, I felt as if an insect was walking on the backside of my neck. I just rubbed the spot. The very next day, there is a reddish and painful skin rash on that spot. This rash is somewhat itchy and painful. Many people started saying that it has happened because an acid-insect walked on that spot.' DOCTOR:'Yes, it was a walk by a type of Rove Beetle which has pederin in its haemolymph. This pederin is very allergic for human skins and causes erythema, a type of reddish rash which takes time to get cured completely. The best medicine is Chuna or limestone. You can rub half-cut green tomato on the rash. You may use leaves of marigold flowers. Tulsi leaves are also good for it. The best remedy is to use ice blocks on the rash and keep the spot as cool as possible in this summer season.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1120

"PUNERI:'KKR bowlers were bowling so well that the innings of Rising Pune Supergiants could have ended at 130 runs only despite Rahane's efforts, but, due to Dhoni Dhamaka, RPS scored 160 runs.' KOLKATAN:'Kolkata Knight Riders lost early wickets but Suryakumar Yadav played a lovely innings to bring back KKR into the match. Pathan and Russell gave the much needed momentum. RPS bowlers created sensation again by taking the wickets of Satish and Chawla, but, Umesh Yadav swung his bat to win the match in style by hitting a six. It was really the day of YADAVs in KKR camp. Well played, KKR.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1119

"BFC FAN:'The way BFC team played the last match of I-League of FY 2015-16, we really wondered how BFC team became the champion team of this I-League! Mohun Bagan team scored 5 goals against Bengaluru FC team.' MB FAN: 'Basically, Mohun Bagan team deserved to lift the trophy of I-League of FY 2015-16, but, they lost too many vital points in too many easy matches and as a result they lost the chance to become the champion team. But, at least, there is one consolation award that being a Runner-Up team of this I-League, they have defeated the Champion team by 5 goals.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1118

"BRHAMA DEV:'I have sent a show cause letter to you as you are failing to form clouds at the right time on a frequent basis, hence, drought is taking place in several places.' VARUN DEV:'As humans are cutting down too many trees unnecessarily and not planting minimum numbers of new trees in return, it is really becoming very tough for me day by day to form clouds at the right time on a frequent basis.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1117

"Mr.X:'In the name of getting subsidies, basically we are doing profitable business. Government is giving us rice at Rs.2 per Kg and we are selling that low quality rice at Rs.10 per Kg to our local ration shop. The ration dealer of our local ration shop is selling that same low quality rice to the lower middle class people at Rs.20 per Kg after mixing some better quality rice with it.' Mr.Y:'Government must totally remove the system of giving subsidies and the ration system through Public Distribution System should also be stopped to really boost the Indian economy without creating any black markets.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1116

"MUMBAIKAR:'Despite such a good batting by Gambhir and stormy innings by Manish and Russell, KKR team failed to defend 187 runs against MI team. Rohit just rocked the show. Butler also played well.' KOLKATAN:'Russell gave away too many runs. KKR bowlers did not bowl well today and their fielding was too sloppy. KKR team is really missing a star bowler like Narine. Time for KKR team to strengthen their bowling department.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1115

"HERMIT:'Again an earthquake tremor has been felt in Kolkata. This time, the epicentre was in India-Myanmar border area. There are cracks found in the newly constructed Joka- Mominpur Metro Railway track pillars after the earthquake. Are the newly constructed metro rail track secure, strong and safe?' KING:'That is a major concern for Kolkatans after the recent flyover collapse in Posta area of Kolkata. Another major concern is our environment. Human beings must start planting more trees and slow down the pace of urbanization to reduce all types of pollutions in our environment, otherwise global warming, earthquakes and other natural calamities may start ruining the life of human beings on a frequent basis. Anyway, wishing everyone a very happy and prosperous Bengali new year of 1423. Subho Nabobarsho and Bindaas Baisakhi to all.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1114

"EAST BENGAL SUPPORTER:'All is well that ends well. All is not well when it starts well and ends badly. Mohun Bagan team started the I-League of 2016 with several victories after victories, but, alas, Mohun Bagan team is virtually out of the race to lift the I-League trophy. If East Bengal wins against Bengaluru FC, then East Bengal will be the champion.' MOHUN BAGAN SUPPORTER:'Mohun Bagan team has to take the entire blame. The Mariners became complacent, missed easy goal chances, missed penalties, missed to save easy goals, missed winning points, missed to win the derby match and ultimately missing the I-League trophy.' BENGALURU FC SUPPORTER:'Credit goes to East Bengal team and DSK team for bringing back BENGALURU FC team to the race of lifting the I-League trophy. East Bengal defeated Mohun Bagan ; and DSK drew with Mohun Bagan. Bengaluru FC team must lift the I -League trophy of 2016.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1113

"A BENGALI PERSON:Generally, we have seen that the number of people becoming totally bald headed within 50 years of his age are lesser in number among Uttar Pradesh people and Bihari people than the number among Bengali people. Is there any scientific reason behind it?' A BIHARI PERSON:'Hairfall is somehow related to digestion system, food habits and how well you are taking care of your hairs. At least, twice a week, a person must use a branded shampoo in his hairs. Bihari and Uttar Pradesh people always go for frequent haircuts to keep their hairs so small that the roots of their hairs keep on getting stronger and stronger. Keeping long hairs for a long period of time ultimately weakens the root of the hairs.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1112

"AUDITOR:'After analyzing the Profit & Loss statements of your branch for the last five years, we are finding that this branch has accelerated its pace of net profitability in the last financial year only. What's the secret behind this success?' PSU BANK OFFICER:'Good customer services and fruitful wealth management suggestions to customers.' PSU BANK MANAGER:'Yes, that's the truth in any rural branch. If you give good customer services and wealth management suggestions to one customer, then that customer will bring in around ten new customers to your branch.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1111

"A VEGETARIAN KING AS A ROYAL GUEST:'Wow! Really, it is a great vegetarian curry. Vegetarian foods of your Royal Kitchen are really very delicious, though, I have no idea how much delicious; non-vegetarian foods are! e.g. Rewazi mutton curry.' A NON-VEGETARIAN KING AS A ROYAL HOST:'Thanks for appreciating that the vegetarian foods of our Royal Kitchen are delicious. That vegetarian curry is the Jackfruit curry and its taste is quite similar to any mutton curry.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1110

"ROYAL PRIEST:'We must perform a yajna or puja to please the God Varun to bring rainfall to give the people of our kingdom some relief from drought and extreme heat.' ROYAL ECOLOGIST:'The yajna or puja offering will not help. Plant more trees and try to stop air pollution in our kingdom, otherwise, this planet Earth will keep on experencing too much global warming.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1109

"GUJARATI:'Finally, Bihar has also become a dry state like Gujarat. Nitish Kumar really kept his promise.' BIHARI:'But, unlike in Gujarat, the creation of a black market of alcoholic drinks will not take place so easily as there are some strict punishments for people in drunk condition in Bihar. Well done, Nitish Kumar.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1108

"BOY:'I am telling you a secret story to you only. Don't tell this secret story to anybody else. Let me tell you the story in a whispering mode.' GIRL:'Oh! You told the same secret story to one of my female friends in a whispering mode too. You are such a playboy!'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1107

"HERMIT:'Badree started well for West Indies, but, England batsmen like Root, Butler and Willey fought back to score 155 runs. England bowlers bowled well to take some early wickets of top batsmen of West Indies. Samuels took the charge to sail the boat through stormy seas. In the last over, West Indies required 19 runs. Bratwaite, the Caribbean tiger took the cup out from the jaws of England Lion to lift the ICC T20 World Cup of 2016 by hitting four consecutive six in a row. Well played, West Indies!' KING:'Take a bow, West Indies! Clinical Caribbean Cricket Counts. Congratulations to both Women and Men Cricket teams for lifting the ICC T20 World Cup of 2016. West Indies teams deserve to be appreciated as World Champion teams, especially the way these two teams played in the final matches of ICC T20 World Cup. If you have enjoyed samba dance in football, then don't forget to enjoy caribbean dance in cricket. Unlike Mumbai pitch, Kolkata pitch was really a sporting pitch which was absolutely ideal for two final matches.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1106

"CLIENT:'I was in love with one of our college girls since our college days. She got a job placement in an IT firm and I got a job placement in another IT firm. Then, we got married to each other. Later on, I found out that she was having sexual relationships with her boss and other peers of her firm and ultimately managed to climb up the ladder within 6 months of her job tenure. When I accused her of adultery, she filed a physical and mental harassment case against me and my family members. I wanted divorce after that incident, but, she refused to give me the divorce. In the meantime, she got pregnant for 3 months, but, without taking my consent, she aborted her child. Now, I want to file a criminal case against her for aborting our child without my consent. Please help me, Sir.' LAWYER:'First of all, she is a corporate prostitute. She can have sex with anyone, anywhere to climb up the ladder. Unfortunately, you were in love with a bitch. That's your bad luck. Instead of filing divorce case, you could have filed defamation case against her when she filed a false case of domestic violence against you and your family members. You cannot prove her adultery due to lack of proper evidence in court and Supreme Court of India has still given the freedom to any married woman to abort her child without taking the consent of her husband. What was the guarantee that it was your child as she is a corporate call girl. But, this abortion is a blessing in disguise for you. You can file a divorce case against her and court will permit you the divorce as she aborted the child without taking your permission. Kick on her bloody ass by getting a divorce and start a fresh life by marrying a good girl. Best of luck to you.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1105

"BENGALURUIAN:'Today is a very happy day for us as Bengaluru FC team has defeated East Bengal team by 3-1 to snatch the No. 1 spot in the I-League of FY 2015-16 from Mohun Bagan team.' KOLKATAN:'Today is a mixed day for us. Sad news is that the I-League trophy may go out of Kolkata this year. Good news is that KKR team has played excellent cricket today against DD team. Russell gave away 4 runs in his first ball but rushed through DD's batting top order by picking up 3 wickets. Hogg and Piyush also bowled well. KKR chased down 98 runs in style. Gambhir and Uthappa are looking in good form.' DELHITE:'This DD team is a team of young and potential cricketers but this team may take some time to settle down in the tournament to get some good victories. Well played, KKR.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1104

"WIFE:'Just within 2 months of our marriage, I am pregnant now. Such a shameful thing! What the society people will think about me? My mom is a feminist cum NGO activist. My mom said that as per feminism strategy, a woman must not become pregnant at least within two years of marriage. HUSBAND:'Why is your mother interfering in our married life? Go to hell with those feminism strategies. There are several married women in our society who shed tears for not being able to become mother even after 5 years of their marriage. You are lucky to become pregnant and you are feeling ashamed about that. God has done a mistake by making you a woman and I have done a blunder by marrying you such woman who feels ashamed to become a mother. That's why; I hate feminists. I always respect Muslim women because they never feel ashamed to become mother and regard pregnancy as a God's blessing.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1103

"TEACHER:'Can you name a liability which is sometimes wrongly assumed as an asset?' STUDENT:'WIFE.' TEACHER:'Exactly! You have given the correct answer.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1102

"HERMIT:'Indian batsmen were put into bat by West Indies after winning the toss. 250 runs is the ideal score to defend in Mumbai pitch, but, Indians scored only 192 runs. It was no Gaylestorm, but Simmons-storm that gave West Indies the victory in the semi final of ICC T20 World Cup.' KING:'This tournament is surely a tournament of, EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. Bowling no balls by any bowler always has a bad impact on his team. Simmons is too lucky to survive. India should have scored at least 220 runs in this pitch. Small Mumbai ground must have a bowling pitch from now on. Everyone expected India vs New Zealand as the final match, but, alas, it will be England vs West Indies. India played well in this tournament but failed to qualify in the final. Better luck to Indian cricket team for the next T20 ICC World Cup.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1101

"HERMIT:'New Zealand batsmen should have scored 180 runs against England, but, alas, New Zealand scored only 154 runs and England batsmen chased it down so easily.' KING:'England team is expert in chasing runs. Bad luck for New Zealand despite playing so well in ICC T20 World cup of 2016. India vs West Indies in Mumbai may be a high scoring match'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1100

"HERMIT:Australian openers created a storm in the first 5 overs, but, the Indian bowlers came back well to restrict Australia to 160 runs only. Indian openers had a slow start and then India lost wickets at regular intervals. The required run rate was above 12, but, Kohli drove a speed boat along with Dhoni through the water of Australian stormy sea.' KING:'If Australia has Khawaja, then India has Kohli. Kohli must get the royal title as Mr. CHASER. Australian batsmen created storm in their first 6 overs and Indian batsmen created storm in their last 6 overs. India has won the battle and now India must prepare themselves for the war against West Indies, a team of powerful big hitters. India must play well against West Indies to qualify for the final match of ICC T20 World Cup of 2016. But, today, it was really one of the best innings of Virat Kohli. Well played, Kohli.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1099

"HERMIT:'Bangladesh read the Bengaluru pitch very well and decided to bowl first after winning the toss. Indian batsmen struggled a bit and managed to score only 146 runs in a batting friendly pitch. Bangladeshi batsmen batted very well with calculated risks. Bumrah missed an easy catch, but, Dhoni made some outstanding stumpings. The thrilling match went down to the last over and finally India shocked and stunned Bangladesh by winning the match by 1 run.' KING:'India should have made at least 160 runs. One cannot afford to miss easy catches in any low scoring match. India is very lucky to win this match against Bangladesh, as Bangladeshi batsmen threw their wickets. Jadeja, Ashwin and Pandya kept their nerves while bowling in crunch situations. One has to appreciate the fact that Bangladeshi cricket has improved a lot. Now, India's hope of reaching the semi final relies on India vs Australia match, which is virtually a quarter final match. Indian batting and fielding must improve a little bit to compete strongly against Australia.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1098

"HERMIT:'In this T20 ICC World Cup of 2016, the underdog teams are playing cricket like the tiger teams and vice-versa. New Zealand stunned Australia with some good bowling attacks and England stunned South Africa by chasing down highest ever score in the history of T20 ICC World Cup.' KING:'The tagline of the T20 ICC World Cup of 2016 should be; EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. New Zealand is on top in its group table to allow other teams in its group to fight for the 2nd position. On the other group, the competition is intense. Did England got the courage to chase down a big score after seeing the courageous run chase by West Indies against them?'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1097

"'RBI:'Sarkar! Kuch kijiye, nahi toh Corporate NPA ka bojh hamre naau ke upor bahut bhaari padh raha hain.' INDIAN GOVERNMENT:' Jish thaali mein khaate hain, usme chedh kaise karenge. Accha, ek idea hain. Aam aadmi ka PF , NPS aur EPF se tax deduct karte hain, phir unhi paise NPA provisioning ke liye de denge PSU banks ko. Use public money to repay back corporate money.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1096

"'ROYAL ECONOMIST:'Almost all PSU banks are in loss. Too much provisions for NPA accounts is becoming a headache for the top management of any PSU bank. Merge all profitable PSU banks with loss making PSU banks.' ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER:'No merger plans as of now. Any loss making PSU bank may deduct 1 day gross salary of its all employees once in every quarter for increasing the NPA provision fund with the condition of paying back 10% of respective gross salary of its employees as profit perks to all its respective employees once in each quarter if and only if the bank does profit in that particular quarter.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1095

"'In every nation, if 'BUSINESS' is the 1st wife of 'FINANCE', then 'POLITICS' is the 2nd wife of 'FINANCE'. Hence, 'BUSINESS' always suffers a lot due to 'POLITICS'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1094

"'PSU BANKER:'NPA has become a real problem for PSU Banks.' PRIVATE BANKER:'NPA is also a problem for private banks, but, private banks go for highly aggressive NPA recovery of bad debts without any compromise in that regard. PSU banks must also become too aggressive in terms of NPA recovery.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1093

"'HERMIT:'The defeat of Bengaluru FC against Mohun Bagan by 0-2 made the I-League more interesting and competitive.' KING:'Mohun Bagan team is playing excellent football ⚽ nowadays. Mariners must try their level best to become the I-League Champion 🏆 team.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1092

"'HERMIT:'Dhuandaar Dhawan Dhamaal created a good platform for Indian batsmen to put up a good score against Sri Lanka, though, Perrera gave some fight to get the hat-trick.' KING:'Dhoni did some excellent job with lightning speed. Nehra swung the balls well. Bumrah broke the leg stump. Well played, India, but, the paytm T20 series is not over yet. Best of luck to the Indian team for the final match of this series.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1091

"'KING:'Do we need a special day in a year to celebrate 🙌 love ❤ and romance? We don't find any logic to celebrate Valentine's Day.' HERMIT:'Quite true! In India, during any festival day, love ❤ is always in the air, especially on the day of Saraswati Puja festival. Desi romance has its own charismatic fragrance to soothe everyone's heart ♥.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1090

"'QUEEN:'Your heart ♥ is still in 1990's era. Upgrade the version of your heart ♥ to 2010's era.' KING:'You must feel lucky that my heart ♥ is still in 1990's era because 1990's era is still one of the best romantic eras of all times. Oh! God! Please provide me a time machine so that I can go back to 1990's era again.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1089

"HERMIT:'Both Bengal Warriors team and Pink Panthers team started the battle with defensive strategies till the 1st half of the match. In the 2nd half, the tigers pounced on panthers from all ends to win the battle very easily.' KING:'If Bengal Warriors team can maintain the consistency of good performances in every match, then surely, this team will lift the PKL 2016 Trophy 🏆.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1088

"HERMIT:'The complacent Indian Cricket team underestimated Sri Lankan Cricket team and ultimately experienced several swinging shocks to get bowled out at 101 runs.' KING:'Thanks to that person who created such a sporting pitch for the 1st match of paytm T20 series of India Vs Sri Lanka. Indian fielding seems improved a lot. What a catch by Raina! Indian bowlers tried to fight back, but, alas, India's score was at least 30 runs short. Better luck to Indian Cricket team for the next match.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1087

"HERMIT:'The match between Bengal Warriors Team and Puneri Paltan Team in Pro Kabaddi League of 2016 was a thrilling one. Manjit Chillar played well to help Puneri Paltan Team to come back in the match at the right time, but, it was Nitin Tomar of Bengal Warriors who did a super raid to take the lead for Bengal Warriors. Ultimately, Bengal Warriors won 3 matches in a row in PKL 2016.' 'KING:'Another team, i.e. Patna Pirates Team is also playing good kabaddi in PKL 2016. Rajesh Mondal of Patna Pirates played well against the Mumbai Team in their last match. The game of Kabaddi is again becoming very popular among the young population of India. Full credit goes to Pro Kabaddi League (PKL).'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1086

"HERMIT:'When we used to brush our teeth with salt or charcoal, toothpaste companies like Colgate started preaching that salt or charcoal are harmful for our teeth. Hence, the Colgate toothpaste increased its sales. Nowadays, Colgate company itself is launching its own products which has salts or deep charcoal. See the fun!' KING:'Ha ha ha...very soon, Colgate company may also come out with Neem, Babool and Meswak flavour. Actually, no one can ignore the natural or ayurvedic resources for s long time?'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1085

"MARATHI MANUSH:'When Shiv Sena denied Ghulam Ali to perform in India, that was intolerance, but, when Pakistan is denying VISA to Anupam Kher, that is not intolerance! Why Mamata is silent now? Strange!' BENGALI BABU:'If TMC rules for another 20 years, then West Bengal will become a 2nd Bangladesh as Bangladeshis are migrating easily to West Bengal. Bengalis of West Bengal may have to migrate to Bihar, Jharkhand and Odisha.' BIHARI BABUA:'Don't worry, if we, Biharis start migrating to West Bengal, then all Bangladeshis will automatically go back to Bangladesh again.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1084

"The word, 'COMPLICATED' itself is such a SIMPLE Word in English Language that it becomes very complicated for romantic human beings to understand it simply."- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1083

"HERMIT:'People of BHARAT Kingdom celebrate JAATIYA YUVA UTSAV on the BIRTH DATE of SWAMI VIVEKANANDA, i.e. on 12th January of every year, but, there are many students who don't even have the idea about the preaching and several legendary deeds of SWAMI VIVEKANANDA!' KING:'Each and every school in BHARAT Kingdom must teach their students about SWAMI VIVEKANANDA in their primary classes, otherwise, there is no point in celebrating YOUTH DAY. Give water to that tree everyday that you have planted.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2016/1082

"HERMIT:'Islamic states like Pakistan and Afghanistan are acting like wolves. On one side, they are maintaining friendly relationships with India but on the other side, they are giving moral support to Muslim Terrorist organizations like ISIS, Lashkar-e-Taiba and Taliban Terrorists to attack Indians by any means.' ROYAL INTELLIGENCE OFFICER:'Wolves can never win any battle against Tigers. Time has come to tighten up the security of Hindustan from all ends before 26th January 2016.' KING:'Without bothering about Narendra-Nawaz friendship drama, the warriors of Indian Army must gun down all the bloody terrorists funded by Pakistan and Afghanistan. JAI HIND.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1081

"HERMIT:'Record breaking rainfall in Chennai has proved it once again that nothing in this world is as unpredictable as Mother Nature. But, when the meteorological department predicted about heavy downpour, why there were some callousness in Chennai administration regarding the prediction?' KING:'Basically, people of Chennai never had to face such a tough situation regarding flood or such a heavy downpour. To some extent, Mumbaikars are experienced in this regard. We hope that Chennaiyans will also fight back in this tough situation and this experience will help them in future too.'" - Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1080

"HERMIT: 'The project of SWACCH BHARAT is such a nice initiative. But, despite so much efforts and good initiatives from the Bharat Government, as the Bharat Kingdom is still unclean and unhygienic, people of Bharat Kingdom have started laughing and criticizing Narendra Modi. Narendra Modi cannot alone transform the Bharat Kingdom into a SWACCH BHARAT unless the people of Bharat Kingdom support Narendra Modi fully in this mission. 8 out of 10 Bharatiyas love to remain untidy and love to see garbage outside their house. 7 out of 10 Bharatiyas love to open the chain of their pants to take out their dick to urinate in public places instead of urinating inside Sulabh Complex nearby. 6 out of 10 Bharatiyas love to spit in public places, bathrooms and even in railway platforms as if spitting is the national activity of Bharat Kingdom. Thank God, in Indian Constitution, there is no Fundamental Right such as ‘Right to Spit Anywhere’. 5 out of 10 Bharatiyas love to drink in public places and like to pass sexual comments to Bharatiya women who are walking on the streets. These are the reasons why the people of Western nations regard Bharatiyas as Unclean, Unhygienic and Uncultured Tribes and treat them as Slaves.’ KING: ’Narendra Modi must recruit Pollution Inspectors and Pollution Controllers. Every morning, the Pollution Controllers will patrol their assigned areas and will fine the owners of those houses where there are garbage lying in front of the house even after 10 AM. The imposed fine will be Rs.100 and if the Pollutant Culprit refuses to pay the fine, then he/she may get arrested on a bail out fine of Rs. 1000. Every morning, the Pollution Inspectors will patrol their assigned areas and will show-cause/fine/deduct 5 days salary of the officials of respective Municipal Corporation and Rural Panchayat if garbage of the streets and houses are not collected within 10 AM on that day. In Western nations, due to these efficient Pollution Controllers and Pollution Inspectors; the Western nations are so clean and hygienic. Instead of increasing the service tax in the name of SWACCH BHARAT, the Modi Government could have implemented imposing fines directly on these Pollutant Culprits.’”-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1079

"PANCHAYAT PRADHAN:'To retain the votes of farmers in Bengal, our TMC party has decided to provide Kisan Credit Cards to all the Farmers. Even the BDO of our area has supported this social initiative. You don't have to open any Loan Account for the farmers. Just give them the Kisan Credit Cards. These farmers will just punch those Credit Cards to withdraw money from ATM Machines.' BANK MANAGER OF A NATIONALIZED BANK:'Bank is a Financial Institution not a social or political organization. A Bank is like a Shop which sells Financial Instruments. As a shop-keeper, will you sell a product on credit to that customer again who has not repaid back the money for buying a product on credit from your shop? The answer is a Big No. Similarly, Bank will not give any agriculture loan to a defaulter farmer. Side by side, it is totally under Bank's discretionary power to judge and decide about the eligibility of a borrower to get a loan from the Bank. Moreover, KISAN CREDIT CARD is the name of the agriculture loan, it is not a Credit Card or Debit Card. Before doing politics by using any Financial Institution, please have some idea about the basic concepts of Banking, Finance and Economy.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1078

"HERMIT:'Number 11 is turning out to be the number of terrorism. After 9/11, 26/11, it is 13/11 now.' KING:'The recent terrorist attacks in Paris shows the failure of USA, Russia and France. All the nations of the world must remain united to fight against terrorism. Kill these bloody terrorists if you really love your Planet Earth and want to save innocent human beings from these evil forces of terrorism.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1077

"HERMIT:'It was HUME HAT-TRICK that helped Athletico De Kolkata Team to win a match after a long time by defeating Mumbai FC Team by 4-1. Is it the time for Athletico De Kolkata to bounce back in style in this 2nd Season of ISL- Indian Super League?' KING:'Wounded Tigers have come back again in the jungle to conquer their lost territories. Well played, Athletico De Kolkata. Now, Athletico De Kolkata must not look back. This team must march ahead to make their place secure as one of the top four teams of ISL 2. Best of Luck to ATK.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1076

"PAKISTAN:'We are planning to go for a war against India again, maybe in 2016 or so.' CHINA:'We will not support you in this war against India as of now, because, to do the revival of our poor Chinese Economy, we require support from the Indian markets. Still today, the Indian markets are the best markets for our Chinese products. On the other hand, USA is trying to corner us politically, therefore, we need to keep a good diplomatic relationship with India at this juncture'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1075

"KING:'Mumbai Team, Chennai Team and Pune Team are playing some impressive football in the 2nd Indian Super League (ISL). Any of these three teams may become the Champion of 2nd ISL.' HERMIT:'It is too early to predict. Any team can bounce back from behind. Don't just rule out Kolkata Team, Goa Team and Kerala Team completely.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1074

"PATIENT:'Every year, just before the KALI PUJA Festival, I suffer from mild Viral Fever!' DOCTOR:'Ha ha ha...maybe, Goddess KALI is angry on you and shows her anger on you before coming to Earth from Heaven during the KALI PUJA Festival. Anyway, jokes apart. The problem is that during any seasonal change, many people suffer from Viral Fever. Moreover, your body is very much prone to Viral Infections; maybe due to deficiencies of some types of Vitamins in your body. Don't eat meats, fishes and eggs only. Try to eat fruits and green vegetables also. Take rest for 2-3 days, if possible; to get completely cured from Viral Fever.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1073

"Mr.X:'Due to too much stress in my job, I was having irregularities in my sleep. A doctor prescribed me to take one sleeping pill every day before going to sleep at night. I became addicted to those sleeping pills and now another doctor is saying that due to those sleeping pills only, my blood pressure has increased.' Mr.Y:'Basically, the concept of sleeping pill is itself a vague one. At one point of time in 24 hours, you are bound to feel asleep because your nervous system cannot function for 24 hours at a stretch. Avoid taking sleeping pills. Go to sleep or take a short nap even at office also whenever you feel asleep. Some doctors prescribe some medicines to their patients which sometimes become like addicted drugs for those patients.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1072

"HERMIT:'The Parliament House of India has become a perfect stage to perform Circus. No one is crystal clear about their own statements. No one has any goal. They go inside the Parliament House to waste the money of Indian Taxpayers.' KING:'These politicians are basically hampering the growth of Indian Economy by fighting among themselves regarding some silly issues to get some political mileage. The businessmen and common people of India have really started hating these politicians nowadays. India should have President Rule only to become a developed nation in the near future.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1071

"LORD VISHNU:'Stop the rainfall for the time being, otherwise, Kolkata City as well as many villages of Bengal and Odisha may get flooded totally. Tame the depression of Bay of Bengal as of now.' LORD VARUN:'Ok! Prabhu! As you wish. But, Prabhu, I cannot guarantee that no depression will start forming again in Bay of Bengal after a week.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1070

"PAKISTAN:'A Terrorist always becomes a celebrity in India. That's why; our terrorists always want to go to India and kill several innocent Indians brutally. We are also planning to gift some bangles to some Indian Lawyers, Politicians and Journalists.' CHINA:'India is a Democratic Nation. That bloody word, 'DEMOCRACY' is the No.1 TRAGIC word for India. Dare to send your terrorists in China once. Forget about Judiciary and Emotional Journalism, no one will even find out the dead bodies of those Pakistani Terrorists.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1069

"A BRITISH BOY:'Oh! She is the Chief Minister of the West Bengal state of India. What is she doing in London?' A BRITISH GIRL:'Some journalists were saying that she wants to transform Calcutta into a 2nd London.' AN INDIAN OLD MAN OF LONDON:'Under British rule in India, Calcutta surely looked like the 2nd London, but, Kolkata now looks like any developing urban town of any countryside area.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1068

"Mr.X:'It is a very hard task to break down the bricks of buildings in India which were constructed under the British rule in India. Such was the quality of bricks, rods and cements in those times.' Mr.Y:'Nowadays, some buildings are collapsing automatically. Is there any department under Indian Government to check the quality of bricks, rods and cements that are being used to construct the buildings?'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1067

"HERMIT:'Ajmal Kasav was treated like a guest in Indian Jails, though he was a terrorist. Even Yakub Memon is getting treated like a guest despite being a terrorist. Why there is so much soft corners for Terrorists in India?' KING:'These types of soft corners for these Terrorists are actually motivating Pakistan to go for repeated Terrorist attacks in India. Yakub Memon must be hanged till death. At least, it will give some relief to the pains and sorrows of the victims of the Mumbai blast that took place in 1993.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1066

"HERMIT:'A.P.J Abdul Kalam has died of a cardiac arrest. India has surely lost one of its most talented persons.' KING:'He was the man who brought a new revolution in the field of Science and Technology in India. May the soul of MISSILE MAN rest in peace.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1065

"JOURNALIST IN A TV SHOW:'Sir! Do you eat Kauwa Biriyani in the Parliament Canteen at Rs.14 only?' MP IN A TV SHOW:'No! No! Actually it is the subsidized price of Mutton Biriyani. Oh! Let me remind you that our respected Prime Minister, Narendra Modi has requested the people of India to give up LPG subsidy to contribute something for the poor people of India.' A COMMON MAN WHILE WATCHING THAT TV SHOW:'Hey! Seleukus, bichitra ei desh !'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1064

"ASTROLOGER:'Do you know that we, the astrologers are the biggest sponsors of any Bengali TV News Channel.' SCIENTIST:'Sometimes I wonder whether we are taking a step forward to Modern Age or just taking two steps backward to Stone Age.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1063

"SEX:'I am like the gas inside a gas balloon 🎈.' MARRIAGE 💑:'I am like the sea water that responds intelligently to any high and low tide.' LOVE ❤:'I am like the thunderstorm that always brings coolness after a hot weather.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1062

"GIRL 👧:'Do you know that Mamata Banerjee promised to transform Kolkata as a 2nd London?' BOY 👦:Really! Is it so! Now I understand why we are seeing so many tributaries of Thames River in many lanes and streets of Kolkata in this rainy ☔ season of 2015.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1061

"INFLATION:'I am always one step ahead of you.' INCOME:'It is not your credit actually. Full credit goes to the callous Indian Government and poor supply chain management system in India.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1060

"KOLKATAN_01:'The condition of Diamond Harbour Road is pathetic nowadays. It has lost its HIGHWAY status already.' KOLKATAN_02:'Bengal Government is not utilizing the JOKA-TARATALA (JOTA) Bypass Road. They should make it a rule that all the buses have to pass through the JOTA Bypass Road only till the Diamond Harbour Road is repaired fully and hence the Metro Railway Project works can be done smoothly too.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1059

"HERMIT:'Due to the financial problems in Greece, maybe, for some sentimental factors, the share prices of many Indian financial firms and banks have gone down. Even the share markets are running in Red. China's economy has started crumbling.' KING: 'This is the right time for the investors to buy some good shares at a cheaper price. Time to invest more on MAKE IN INDIA projects as China's economy is going through its tough phase.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1058

"KING:'Why monks and hermits are always happy mentally? HERMIT:'As the monks and hermits remain detached from the practical materialistic world, the greed factor automatically reduces within their soul. If you have lesser greed, then you will have lesser mental dissatisfaction and hence you will always remain happy. Try to remain detached from the practical materialistic world to improve your Happiness Index.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1057

"KOLKATAN_01:'Nowadays, too much deadly lightning ⚡ are occurring in Kolkata and that too frequently during any light or heavy rainfall. What is the main reason behind it?' KOLKATAN_02:'Air Pollution is the main reason behind it. Bengal Government must reduce the number of Auto Rickshaws and give the permit to drive pollution free TOTO cars to reduce the level of air pollution in Kolkata.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1056

"COMMON MAN_01:'Income Tax is still a very complex process for us. To pay your own Income Tax, you have to rely on Income Tax Consultants. Even the payment system of Income Tax is not so simple. In this age of online transactions and online tracking of PAN Card Number, why you still need to have a certified Form 16, when the Taxpayer is himself/herself is giving the self-declaration and having online access to Form 26AS?' COMMON MAN_02:'For paying our Income Tax, there should be a Bank Account in each Bank, say, 'INCOME TAX A/C'. You can pay your Income Tax in the cash counter by filling up the Income Tax Challan by yourself. Your PAN Number will be your Registration Number. By the end of the day, all the funds deposited in the 'INCOME TAX A/C' of each PSU or Private Banks of India will automatically get diverted to the 'MAIN INCOME TAX A/C' kept with SBI. The other option is to enable ECS System for Income Tax Deduction to transfer the Income Tax directly to the 'MAIN INCOME TAX A/C' by taking the Online Tax Declaration Forms for current Financial Year in Income Tax Website from the Taxpayers.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1055

"HERMIT:'Chile lifted the Copa America cup 🏆 of 2015 at their home ground after winning in the penalty shootout against Argentina. Di Maria went out and Messi was somewhat muted.' KING:'Chile dominated the entire match and played better attacking football than Argentina. Vargas and Vidal kept on attacking. Any team can win in a penalty shootout. Better luck to Argentina team for the next time. Chile has emerged as a champion giant killer team, though yet to become a giant team of South America.'"- Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1054

"HERMIT:'English people of England invented the game of Football but, it was due to the invasion of the Spanish people of Spain that the game of Football reached South America.' KING:'Yeah! That's true! Spanish people started playing the Tiki Taka football and later on the Brazilians added some of their own strategies to it to play the Samba football.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1053

"Mr.X:'Politics is ruining the Education System of Bengal. The Calcutta University is on the verge of losing its glory. Full credit to TMC Government. Even the distribution or sale of West Bengal TET 2015 Application Forms are creating chaos in Bengal.' Mr.Y:'Politics must be totally banned in schools and colleges. Supreme Court must propose a new law regarding this issue. When any PSU Bank or any Central Government Organization sells their Application Forms for job exams, we don't see any chaos because both online and offline options are there. One can get the Application Form from any street bookseller also. Under Bengal Administration, even some simple activities also become chaotic ones.'"-Arindam Sain

COMMENTS NO: YEAR/2015/1052

"HERMIT:'Chile will be playing the Final Match of Copa America 2015 at their home ground. That's an added advantage for Chile.' KING:'Argentina showed their class by thrashing Paraguay by 6-1. Argentina is still the favourite team to lift this Copa America Cup of 2015, but, there is a saying that the dogs in their own territory or locality behave like Tigers. Argentina Vs Chile will be a very interesting and tough battle.'"-Arindam Sain